It Would Appear That Canadian Tractor-Trailer Drivers Are Gassing Too Many Molsons On The Job

Every child who is born is Canada is immediately given a hockey stick at the hospital. They’re taught from day 1 to go hard into the boards and not to shy away from contact. So if you really drill those lessons into their skull, you’ll see the lessons they’re taught on the ice transpire to their off-ice life as well. So when this semi driver had his trailer up for some god forsaken reason and was coming up against an overpass, do you think he’d actually slow down and find another way around? Hell no. That’s not what being hockey tough is all about. Instead, he speeds up and goes full send because he doesn’t want to get called a pussy by his coach when he gets back to the bench. Did the trailer end up exploding into smithereens and completely cover a stretch of the highway with some sort of grain? I guess. But that’s just the way she goes some times. Some times she goes, some times it doesn’t.

Still no word on the driver but I’m willing to bet one of these three guys were behind the wheel.

Which reminds me. Season 12 of Trailer Park Boys is on Netflix now. I’m about 7 episodes into the season. Gotta admit. It feels a little weird watching new episodes now that Jim Lahey is dead. But it’s still good shit nonetheless. Obviously tough to compare it to the original few seasons and some of the bits this season seem like they’re forcing a little. But the fact they’re still going strong after 12 seasons plus the movies plus the standup specials is ridiculous. Well worth the watch for sure. 3.8 Balls so far through 7 episodes.

@BarstoolJordie

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